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Monday  February 25 , 2008

If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a lot of overlapping.

Mignon McLaughlin

I went to Colville to finish cleaning out the truck, sand-bags and the Handicapped Placard I use when I have Autumn... I sort of feel bad using that thing but it is actually easier on me if I don't have to walk too far with Autumn, not on her so much as it gets a bit hard on me. I transferred the insurance from the Toyota to the Chevy, did some shopping at Safeway, had lunch at the Courthouse Cafe, it really has nothing to do with the courthouse but it is across the street from it.

Tuesday  February 26 , 2008

The best thing about getting old is that all those things you couldn't have when you were young you no longer want.

 L.S. McCandless

I had breakfast at Cathy's Cafe, while I was in there a fella came in with a gun for sale, he said it was worth thousands and (according to Don, my Gun Guru) it is worth about zip, it looks like a gun, feels like a gun and even sounds like a gun when you spin the chamber and pull back the hammer but it's a 'replica' an imitation of a gun, a John Wayne Commemorative... the sort of thing you find for sale in the glossy advertisements in magazines... $50 a month for 24 months and it's yours...  the barrel is plugged and the cylinders are tapered so that bullets won't go in... you have to actually look at pretty close to see that it is a fake.

...anyway...

He left and I paid and went over to the MFTC to talk to George about the new movie at the theater, "No place for old men", when I got back to the Chevy I couldn't find my keys and the truck was locked... I went into Cathy's, no keys, I went back to the hardware store, no keys, back to Cathy's, no keys. I looked every where, I finally figured that the guy must have picked them up thinking they were his or he got them wrapped up with the cloth that his gun was in. I finally caught up with him going into a bar named Heidi's, I asked him if he picked up my keys by mistake... he checked his pockets and said "No". So I figured that the waitress must have tossed them into the trash but Cathy's was closed by then. I went to the MMM later and that fella came in, he pointed at me and said "You're the Guy!!! I found your keys." then he went out to his truck and brought them to me... very cool... I am greatly relieved to know that a set of my keys are not running around in some strangers pocket.

Wednesday  February 27 , 2008

All in all, the framers would probably agree that it's better to impeach too often than too seldom. If presidents can't be virtuous, they should at least be nervous.

Joseph Sobran

We took Calie's car in to Can Am, Ken called about 30 minutes later to say that the Transmission Filter Kit did not come in with the rest of his order... we'll try again tomorrow.

We had an IEP for Monica, she is doing remarkably well on the new drug, Strattera. She is able to focus and all the teachers were singing her praises... It has been a rarity for us to hear that one of our kids is doing well and holding their own with the rest of the students... Calie is the only other one. Cindy did well too on her modified program and Christina was doing well too until he got into whatever the hell he is into.

Christy's nephew Billy Hight received his Bachelor's degree a week ago,.. I think. he is the first one of Christy's immediate relatives to graduate from college.

I got real sick last night, kind of feeling sorry for myself today so I am going to take two more Sudafed and go to bed before 2000.

We found out about 4 days ago that Mr. Smith, the Principle at the Adventist Junior Academy in Palmdale, has ALS. I was not particularly fond of him when I first met him but I eventually got to where I had quite a bit of respect for him. He did well by my kids and cared about them a lot. He was a dynamo, a real A-Type personality and passionate about his religion. I can't imagine him being able to cope with this awful disease, he has too much energy and too active a mind to be able to tolerate what is going to be happening to him. He's an ex-military officer and used to being in control, he is very strong and fit, he is in his fifties and is as fit as a man half that age. damn... what a shitty deal...

Thursday  February 28 , 2008

All great truths begin as blasphemies.

George Bernard Shaw

As of this month, one out of every 100 adults in America are in prison...

Q: Mr. President, bad economic news continues to pile up, the latest today with the GDP barely growing. Are you concerned that a sagging economy and hard times will help defeat John McCain, like it did your father in 1992? And how far are you willing to go to prevent that?

 

President Bush: I'm concerned about the economy because I'm concerned about working Americans, concerned about people who want to put money on the table and save for their kids' education.

That's why I'm concerned about the economy. I want Americans working.

And there's no question the economy has slowed down. You just cited another example of slowdown. I don't think we're headed to a recession, but no question we're in a slowdown. ...

 

 

- President George W. Bush

Press Conference, February 28, 2008

Friday  February 29 , 2008

Americans cannot escape a certain responsibility for what is done in our name around the world. In a democracy, even one as corrupted as ours, ultimate authority rests with the people. We empower the government with our votes, finance it with our taxes, bolster it with our silent acquiescence. If we are passive in the face of America's official actions overseas, we in effect endorse them.

Mark Hertzgaard

I had a dead battery in the Chevy Trailblazer this morning... I am not sure why it happened so it makes me very nervous...

No Country for Old Men... Don't let this rant keep you from seeing it and if you are so inclined please stop reading here till after you have seen it because I will spoil the ending for you...

...If that is possible...

No Country for Old Men was an awesome movie with the shittiest ending of any pretentious cinematic piece of crap I have ever seen. To me it's as though the Coen Brothers were telling me "Sucker!" and snickering all the way to the bank... it wasn't that it was a bad ending it was that there was no ending. Damn. The film spent 2 hours setting us up for some sort of resolution but in the end, the guy who you have been coaxed into rooting for is just blown away in some perverted sort of "reality state,emt", and blown away off screen! The Sheriff, Tommy Lee Jones, who always gets his man just sort of admits he's outmatched, just an old windbag and he quits. The 'oh so cool' contract killer/bounty hunter played by Woody Harrelson just sits down and dies... damn, I feel betrayed and ripped off. It's fine for the hotshot reviewers to rave about the audacity and the convoluted esoteric "statement" but damn... I really didn't like that movie. I am sorry I recommended it to anyone, I will never recommend a movie I haven't seen again.

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Over in Africa, President Bush is being welcomed as a hero in Tanzania. See, that's because President Bush always said one day third world countries would have the same economy as the United States and thanks to his economic plan, now they do. (Jay Leno)

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So John McCain has now embraced the Bush tax cuts and voted against an anti-torture bill. He didn't need Mitt Romney's recent endorsement - he's become Mitt Romney.  (Janice Hough)

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Four strands of George Washington's hair sold for 17-grand at a Kentucky auction. There were rumors that his teeth were up for bidding. But they turned out to be false. (Alan Ray)

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The Hallmark meat packing plant that caused the biggest meat recall in U.S. history may shut down. But its defenders say Hallmark lived up to the slogan, "When you care enough to send the very wurst." (Scott Witt)

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This campaign is kind of fascinating, because the three major candidates have to be very careful when they criticize each other. Like, you can't criticize Hillary. Ooh, that's sexism. You can't criticize Barack. Ooh, that's racism. And you can't go after McCain, because that's elder abuse. (Jay Leno)

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Paris Hilton made went to Harvard to pick up the Harvard Lampoon's Woman of the Year trophy. This marks the first and only time the words "Paris Hilton went to Harvard" have ever been used. It was awkward when they tried to explain to Paris that the award was an example of irony, Paris said; "Like my maid totally does all of my ironing." (Alex Kaseberg)

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An 18 year old Utah woman won the title of best grocery bagger. She immediately got all kinds of proposals from guys who heard she was great in the sack. (Jim Barach)

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University of Washington scientists have invented a tiny camera that you swallow so it can take interior pictures -- such as inside a bile duct or fallopian tube. They're not sure it'll work in the intestines, however. That would be too much of a crap shoot. (Scott Witt)

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After the latest victories, Obama told his followers at a rally that Hillary can't catch him, quoting the famous words of a former president: Bill Clinton. (Pedro Bartes)

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Carl Rove told an interviewer that "Years from now, people will thank God that Bush invaded Iraq." Unfortunately, they'll be kneeling on prayer rugs, adjusting their dynamite vests, and facing Mecca (Bob

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Thousands of bats are reportedly dying from a mysterious illness in New York. Authorities say they have never seen so many listless bats in New York outside of Shea Stadium. (Jim Barach)

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She (Hillary) lost 10 in a row. That's not good. If she loses one more, she will be signed by the L.A. Clippers. (Jay Leno)

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John McCain seems reinvigorated. He has a new campaign slogan, "He'll lead you into the 21st century." I like it better than the old slogan, which was "He'll lead you into assisted living." (David Letterman)

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Barack Obama was accused of plagiarizing words from another politician. He says it's no big deal, that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself and that in four score and seven years from now, who will remember?  (Jim Barach)

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One day after The New York Times published an article raising ethical questions about Sen. John McCain's dealings with lobbyist Vicki Iseman, the Arizona senator told reporters, “Vicky Iseman did not force me into any positions. That's ridiculous. At my age, I'm not about to try out new positions that I'm uncomfortable with. ” (Andy Borowitz)

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And President Bush is now pushing Congress to expand the government's ability to spy on Americans now that the current phone tap bill has expired. In fact, to gain support for a new spying Bill, they're bringing in coach Bill Belichick. Yeah. They are going to rename it the New England Patriot Act (Jay Leno)

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On NASA and Speedo teaming up to develop the world's fastest swimsuit: "The U.S. government immediately summoned the Pentagon to protect the secret, because if the swimsuit falls in the hands of Cubans, it could be very dangerous. (Pedro Bartes)

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Within an hour after Fidel Castro announced his retirement, John McCain declared the Bay of Pigs a success. Hey, as you recall, he had predicted it would take at least 100 years. (Bob Mills)

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Scientists now believe that a child's intellectual power, a child's brain power, a child's I.Q., is inherited solely from the mother. All the intelligence of a child comes from the mother. These findings are based on the study of the Bush twins. (Jay Leno)

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A study says cigarette smoking may increase the risk of colon polyps. Anyone with this problem is clearing putting the cigarette in the wrong place. (Jim Barach)

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In baseball, spring training camps have opened. For the first time we can hear the crack of the bat, the pop of the ball in the mitt, the chatter of the infielders, the stab of the needle in player's asses.(Alex Kaseberg)

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Roger Clemens told Congress last week he never injected steroids. He was the talk of Capitol Hill. Now the Washington Monument reminds everybody of a giant syringe, but it finally explains how Washington grew to be a head taller than the rest of the founders. (Argus Hamilton)

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Everyone is excited about the Oscars and many think the Oscar for best actor will go to Daniel Day Lewis for his portrayal of a ruthless oil man from the turn of the century. I think the film is titled "The Dick Cheney Story." (Alex Kaseberg)

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Ann Coulter suffered a serious embarrassment over the weekend when her credit card was declined in Palm Beach in the 10 Items or Less line at the local Publix. Apparently she didn't have any cash so she had to return a box of "Just for Men," Old Spice and a vile of Prostatol. (Pedro Bartes)

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Sir Paul McCartney and Heather Mills have come together to agree on a historic divorce settlement. Mills is to receive $110 million dollars after a marriage that only lasted 4 years. Even Oil companies' presidents thought it was too much. (Pedro Bartes)

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After saying the C-Word live on the "Today" show, Jane Fonda is causing more trouble. Today Jane went to the Los Angeles Airport and kept asking them to page Mike Hunt. (Alex Kaseberg)

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Heidi Klum invited Britney Spears Monday to stay with her in her Beverly Hills home as she recovers. This is awful. It's not going to ease the congestion problem in Los Angeles when the world hears that even our baby-sitters are German supermodels. (Argus Hamilton)

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A high school teacher in California says he taught for seventeen years without being able to read, write or spell. That's nothing. We have had someone with the same problem in the White House for the past seven years. (Jim Barach)

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The Agriculture Department recalled beef produced in Southern California Monday due to possible E. coli contamination. It was sent to schools. For most teenage girls in Los Angeles it is a nice change from having to stick their fingers down their throats to lose weight.(Argus Hamilton)

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A new study shows that women focus on weather, health and safety while men prefer to think about sports, politics and international affairs. And that's just during sex. (Bob Mills)

 

Terrorized by 'War on Terror'
How a Three-Word Mantra Has Undermined America

By Zbigniew Brzezinski
Sunday, March 25, 2007

The "war on terror" has created a culture of fear in America. The Bush administration's elevation of these three words into a national mantra since the horrific events of 9/11 has had a pernicious impact on American democracy, on America's psyche and on U.S. standing in the world. Using this phrase has actually undermined our ability to effectively confront the real challenges we face from fanatics who may use terrorism against us.

The damage these three words have done -- a classic self-inflicted wound -- is infinitely greater than any wild dreams entertained by the fanatical perpetrators of the 9/11 attacks when they were plotting against us in distant Afghan caves. The phrase itself is meaningless. It defines neither a geographic context nor our presumed enemies. Terrorism is not an enemy but a technique of warfare -- political intimidation through the killing of unarmed non-combatants.

But the little secret here may be that the vagueness of the phrase was deliberately (or instinctively) calculated by its sponsors. Constant reference to a "war on terror" did accomplish one major objective: It stimulated the emergence of a culture of fear. Fear obscures reason, intensifies emotions and makes it easier for demagogic politicians to mobilize the public on behalf of the policies they want to pursue. The war of choice in Iraq could never have gained the congressional support it got without the psychological linkage between the shock of 9/11 and the postulated existence of Iraqi weapons of mass destruction. Support for President Bush in the 2004 elections was also mobilized in part by the notion that "a nation at war" does not change its commander in chief in midstream. The sense of a pervasive but otherwise imprecise danger was thus channeled in a politically expedient direction by the mobilizing appeal of being "at war."

To justify the "war on terror," the administration has lately crafted a false historical narrative that could even become a self-fulfilling prophecy. By claiming that its war is similar to earlier U.S. struggles against Nazism and then Stalinism (while ignoring the fact that both Nazi Germany and Soviet Russia were first-rate military powers, a status al-Qaeda neither has nor can achieve), the administration could be preparing the case for war with Iran. Such war would then plunge America into a protracted conflict spanning Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan and perhaps also Pakistan.

The culture of fear is like a genie that has been let out of its bottle. It acquires a life of its own -- and can become demoralizing. America today is not the self-confident and determined nation that responded to Pearl Harbor; nor is it the America that heard from its leader, at another moment of crisis, the powerful words "the only thing we have to fear is fear itself"; nor is it the calm America that waged the Cold War with quiet persistence despite the knowledge that a real war could be initiated abruptly within minutes and prompt the death of 100 million Americans within just a few hours. We are now divided, uncertain and potentially very susceptible to panic in the event of another terrorist act in the United States itself.

That is the result of five years of almost continuous national brainwashing on the subject of terror, quite unlike the more muted reactions of several other nations (Britain, Spain, Italy, Germany, Japan, to mention just a few) that also have suffered painful terrorist acts. In his latest justification for his war in Iraq, President Bush even claims absurdly that he has to continue waging it lest al-Qaeda cross the Atlantic to launch a war of terror here in the United States.

Such fear-mongering, reinforced by security entrepreneurs, the mass media and the entertainment industry, generates its own momentum. The terror entrepreneurs, usually described as experts on terrorism, are necessarily engaged in competition to justify their existence. Hence their task is to convince the public that it faces new threats. That puts a premium on the presentation of credible scenarios of ever-more-horrifying acts of violence, sometimes even with blueprints for their implementation.

That America has become insecure and more paranoid is hardly debatable. A recent study reported that in 2003, Congress identified 160 sites as potentially important national targets for would-be terrorists. With lobbyists weighing in, by the end of that year the list had grown to 1,849; by the end of 2004, to 28,360; by 2005, to 77,769. The national database of possible targets now has some 300,000 items in it, including the Sears Tower in Chicago and an Illinois Apple and Pork Festival.

Just last week, here in Washington, on my way to visit a journalistic office, I had to pass through one of the absurd "security checks" that have proliferated in almost all the privately owned office buildings in this capital -- and in New York City. A uniformed guard required me to fill out a form, show an I.D. and in this case explain in writing the purpose of my visit. Would a visiting terrorist indicate in writing that the purpose is "to blow up the building"? Would the guard be able to arrest such a self-confessing, would-be suicide bomber? To make matters more absurd, large department stores, with their crowds of shoppers, do not have any comparable procedures. Nor do concert halls or movie theaters. Yet such "security" procedures have become routine, wasting hundreds of millions of dollars and further contributing to a siege mentality.

Government at every level has stimulated the paranoia. Consider, for example, the electronic billboards over interstate highways urging motorists to "Report Suspicious Activity" (drivers in turbans?). Some mass media have made their own contribution. The cable channels and some print media have found that horror scenarios attract audiences, while terror "experts" as "consultants" provide authenticity for the apocalyptic visions fed to the American public. Hence the proliferation of programs with bearded "terrorists" as the central villains. Their general effect is to reinforce the sense of the unknown but lurking danger that is said to increasingly threaten the lives of all Americans.

The entertainment industry has also jumped into the act. Hence the TV serials and films in which the evil characters have recognizable Arab features, sometimes highlighted by religious gestures, that exploit public anxiety and stimulate Islamophobia. Arab facial stereotypes, particularly in newspaper cartoons, have at times been rendered in a manner sadly reminiscent of the Nazi anti-Semitic campaigns. Lately, even some college student organizations have become involved in such propagation, apparently oblivious to the menacing connection between the stimulation of racial and religious hatreds and the unleashing of the unprecedented crimes of the Holocaust.

The atmosphere generated by the "war on terror" has encouraged legal and political harassment of Arab Americans (generally loyal Americans) for conduct that has not been unique to them. A case in point is the reported harassment of the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) for its attempts to emulate, not very successfully, the American Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC). Some House Republicans recently described CAIR members as "terrorist apologists" who should not be allowed to use a Capitol meeting room for a panel discussion.

Social discrimination, for example toward Muslim air travelers, has also been its unintended byproduct. Not surprisingly, animus toward the United States even among Muslims otherwise not particularly concerned with the Middle East has intensified, while America's reputation as a leader in fostering constructive interracial and interreligious relations has suffered egregiously.

The record is even more troubling in the general area of civil rights. The culture of fear has bred intolerance, suspicion of foreigners and the adoption of legal procedures that undermine fundamental notions of justice. Innocent until proven guilty has been diluted if not undone, with some -- even U.S. citizens -- incarcerated for lengthy periods of time without effective and prompt access to due process. There is no known, hard evidence that such excess has prevented significant acts of terrorism, and convictions for would-be terrorists of any kind have been few and far between. Someday Americans will be as ashamed of this record as they now have become of the earlier instances in U.S. history of panic by the many prompting intolerance against the few.

In the meantime, the "war on terror" has gravely damaged the United States internationally. For Muslims, the similarity between the rough treatment of Iraqi civilians by the U.S. military and of the Palestinians by the Israelis has prompted a widespread sense of hostility toward the United States in general. It's not the "war on terror" that angers Muslims watching the news on television, it's the victimization of Arab civilians. And the resentment is not limited to Muslims. A recent BBC poll of 28,000 people in 27 countries that sought respondents' assessments of the role of states in international affairs resulted in Israel, Iran and the United States being rated (in that order) as the states with "the most negative influence on the world." Alas, for some that is the new axis of evil!

The events of 9/11 could have resulted in a truly global solidarity against extremism and terrorism. A global alliance of moderates, including Muslim ones, engaged in a deliberate campaign both to extirpate the specific terrorist networks and to terminate the political conflicts that spawn terrorism would have been more productive than a demagogically proclaimed and largely solitary U.S. "war on terror" against "Islamo-fascism." Only a confidently determined and reasonable America can promote genuine international security which then leaves no political space for terrorism.

Where is the U.S. leader ready to say, "Enough of this hysteria, stop this paranoia"? Even in the face of future terrorist attacks, the likelihood of which cannot be denied, let us show some sense. Let us be true to our traditions.

Zbigniew Brzezinski, national security adviser to President Jimmy Carter, is the author most recently of "Second Chance: Three Presidents and the Crisis of American Superpower" (Basic Books).